Someone needs to remind me to post on this bloody thing occasionally, because my brain is so preoccupied that posting on my blog seems to take a second priority. Sorry for how sparse my posting has been, there isn’t any other reason apart from the fact that I forgot.
But for the moment, I don’t have any work to do in my free (because I’m too lazy to go and get my media folder to do the work I have to do in that), I thought I’d post.
The fact that I have basically no work to do is quite a funny thing, because I’m always complaining how much homework I have, but I usually churn it out at the weekend. Usually people do the opposite of that and get their work done during the week so they can have a rest at the weekend. But because I have no social life, the roles seem to have been reversed.
Form tutor yesterday described me as ‘like a machine’ because I seem to get the work done so quickly before everyone else, simply because I finished my key skills portfolio before everyone else. Hardly rocket science, its not my fault that people are lazy and I’m the only one who seems to be working at anything but a snails pace. It was literally a load of copying and pasting documents and printing them off then filling out a form. Oh so tricky. But I love how people label me as a supergeek because I’m not as lazy as them. Apparently what I did was not normal. Sureeeeee it isn’t.
Catherine still insists on freaking me out on a three times daily basis at the very least, usually in the mornings before I go to form, at lunch before I go to form, and before I go to bed. Her freaking me out weapon of choice? Usually making me imagine random things about Piano Man before I go to form and have to face him. And having those images before you close your eyes to go to sleep is pure disturbance.
A love of mine recently? Innuendos. I find them grossly entertaining albeit quite disturbing at the same time. Me, Catherine and Lulu are constantly banging them out (see what I did there?). My mind used to be relatively innocent until meeting those two, and in the last few months they’ve succeeded in corrupting my mind with dirtiness.
Example right here from last week: Form tutor asked Panda-Bear how her half term was, she was like it was good thanks, yours? He replied, spent it with kids. Everyone knew that he was on an Italy trip with the younger years, yet that justified what he said. But my dirty mind whispered to me in a pervy voice ‘PAEDOPHILE’ and I burst out laughing. My form realised what I was thinking and burst out laughing, before my form tutor finally gauged what was going on. He looked to be in pure shock actually, and was like ‘Bloody hell Ellis, you have a dirty mind’, then made it worse by saying ‘it was only Yr11’s’ sending me into a laughing fit and forcing me to retort with ‘that only makes it slightly less illegal’. He kept remarking that it was ‘always the quiet ones you have to watch’. Since when have I ever been quiet?!?!?!?
Horoscope forecast says that today’s going to be stormy, who have I offended now?
xx